You should identify yourself as a journalist for sure and say you’re taking a picture for your outlet. It’s unclear if the writer did that.

I am Canadian, and have (barely) survived a night in Philadelphia. At the bus station, no less.

I like to think of Deadspin as a Reddit aggregator with accidental amateur journalism.

I see your Hot Buffalo Wing and raise you...

I disagree.

Do you guys have some focus group results that suggests people outside your office care as much about Bill Simmons as you all apparently do?

Tell me about it. I’m a white male in my mid-thirties and, just a few weeks ago, I had a little bit to drink, went for a drive around midnight (bad decision, I know), and hit another car while changing lanes. We weren’t going fast and damage was minimal, but while we were pulled over and I was talking the other driver…

Same thing that happens when it earthquakes on a road that goes up a 5.1% or 6.1% grade hill.

I averted my eyes and quickly scrolled to the comment section just to say, fuck you.

Right? Like, especially the 25th dude. But all I can think about is what a raging UTI this must have caused. Is there a world record for number of sexual partners in one day?

You're thinking about this too hard - just tip like a grown ass man.

Sooo, it's even worse then?

To be fair, that was in a Carrera GT, the holy grail of cars which would like to kill their drivers. The Viper ACR and Lamborghini Diablo coming in at a close second.

Fucking told you. It's time to end this war on men in American colleges. Fuck feminism and all its supporters, including all of Gawker Media.

Not what I said at all. I think most people would agree a woman is objectified when her body parts are being digitally manipulated to personify a literal sex object.

You can't say that here. Go to Gawker for facts /wit /humiliation. Jezebel gang-piles anyone who is beautiful and white, or dares to point out and discuss actual facts.

I'm going to reserve judgement until we find out how annoying these people were.

I know that Brady's career could end tomorrow and he would likely be considered a top 5 quarterback of all time, but has any QB at his level ever had more of his career wasted by a front office/coach that has basically refused to give him any real help? If he had a WR group like the Broncos, any NFC North team not…