Amen - there’s absolutely nothing wrong with the Bell-Shepards owning some apartments. In fact, as rental housing stock in LA goes, you’re much better off having a celebrity couple like them for landlords (they’ll fix things, if only to avoid bad press) than some real estate investment ghoul like Steve Mnuchin who…

Lady Karma doing a little overtime

Read the room you fucking insensitive moron.

Your lives make me smile. The story of two people that are fearless enough to live their lives on their own terms is inspiring. My regrets at 63 are from the times I was afraid to be what I wanted to be. You are who you want to be and that is more important than where you want to be. When you look back at your life…

I was born and grew up in San Francisco and I’m really, really old.

Damn, Joan. I’m so sorry.

Jesus, Joan. This is both the most beautiful and most heartbreaking thing I’ve read in a long time.

I hope your wife looked those ladies cold in the eyes and said, “I thought you said the media was exaggerating, Gladys.”

There is a funny but smart take on this theme. Secret Service hires a presidential doppelganger for an appearance (while the president is off having an affair). While this is happening, the real president has a stroke, and the doppelganger has to keep up the ruse. The twist: the First Lady hates her husband and falls…

You should have changed the Netflix/Wi-Fi passwords and ransomed them in exchange for help with the baby.

...grownups?  Hahaha, when did he ever hire grownups who could tell him to shut up?

I hope you thanked your cat for standing up for you when you and your wife weren’t able to.

Oh my god, I’m so sorry. And I’m sorry for your loss, and for all the pain you and your kids must have gone through, and the pain you’re still feeling. Everything that you did for your husband in his final days— all those sleepless nights, all the worrying, the scheduling and rearranging and physical labor to ensure hi…

Maria, I love you right now! You’ve just made my week! 

I’ve never had a guest room, and I have only had this for guests to sleep on:

Worst houseguest. My BIL who was visiting myself (37)and husband. Hubs had been diagnosed with ALS at age 43, seven months earlier and by now could barely talk, in a wheelchair and bed ridden in the main floor. BIL was upset that he couldn’t have a good conversation with his brother(who lost his voice because of ALS)…

While this comes as no particular surprise, kudos to Dr. Kloss for exposing the ineptitude from his family-adjacent perspective.

I’m more surprised that he actually has a heart. He’s never shown signs of possessing one

Yeah, I never understood how Alexa became a thing. She’s super boring and derivative.

A little OT, but...has Alexa Chung seen her own clothing line or any of the clothes she puts on her own body? Her whole aesthetic is boring AF.