Probably don’t want to be wrestled to the ground by Secret Service, and then have every media outlet, including MSNBC, spend five days discussing whether it’s appropriate to call this fat piece of shit a prick to his face.
yanni difranco (wrote her burner key down, it didn't work)
jhopper
Trump is on camera live pretty often, on newsfeeds and otherwise, and yet nobody has called him a fucking prick to his face. How the fuck has that not happened yet?! I know all the arguments about reporters having to hold their comments back so they don’t lose access (it is worth losing access, you greedy shits, even…
I spent the majority of my life living near a couple of the richest zip codes in the country. Rich people style comes in a few flavors:
He was definitely one of the Dr.EmilioLizardo impersonators!
Mary Trump probably believed that America wouldn’t want anything to do with her asshole uncle. Anyone with half a brain knew what a POS Trump was, but that didn’t stop people from voting for him. You can’t put this on Mary. You think Trump and the other two siblings fucking her over on an inheritance would have…
They’re all opportunistic douchebags. John Bolton could have and should have come forward with his knowledge leading up to Trump’s impeachment, but didn’t for the sake of book profits. And where was Mary Trump in 2016?
Every one of them can and should choke on a bag of dicks.
If the anti-abortion people were actually about reducing abortions, they would be all for sex ed and access to contraceptives. The fact that they hate those things even more than abortion shows what it’s actually about:
I feel like I should speak up for a (probably small) demographic. I care deeply about abortion rights, and have since I was about 10. BUT I don’t always click on each story for the simple reason that 1. I know it will piss me off and I have a 4yo in lockdown and can’t afford to lose any more patience than I already do…
Chad.
I almost got mowed down in the crosswalk on Coast Village Road by some luxury SUV and the driver flipped ME off. How dare I impede your speeding with my squishy human body.
he could hammer me any... oh nevermind, typing out loud.
I agree completely. Not that I’ll ever be on a talk show of any kind (except maybe the one in Rupert Pupkin’s basement), but I drank heavily for 30 years, and my first year of sobriety quietly passed without fanfare a week ago (after countless attempts to stop over the past 15 years or so). If some one became insistent…
One of my extremely extremely extremely private and wealthy former clients lives on a vast compound adjacent to DeGeneres. So private that though I worked on their many projects and spent (and billed for) endless hours in their offices and residences over 10 years, I never met them or even saw a picture of them. This…
In their short tenure as The Sussexes, capital T capital S, Meghan Markle and the former Prince Harry have gathered around them quite a hodgepodge troupe of paparazzi, helicopter pilots, attack drones, and high-speed chase stunt people.
Oil tycoon heir Armie Hammer has pivoted to
constructionsitting in my fridge absorbing odor to eliminate unpleasant smells . [Us Weekly]
Ellen has a weird habit of pushing alcohol on people. I saw a Chris Pratt interview where they talked about his weight loss and action hero transformation and then she presented him with a whole tray of Fireball shots. She insisted he have some when he explicitly said he didn’t really drink it anymore, and refused to…
Oh I’m tired all the freakin time. But fighting it as best I can! I just wish there were raves that started at 6pm, ended at 11, and actually had great music, lighting, ambience. There would be a juice option at the bar, really comfy seating, and hot young bartenders that were happy to flirt with older chicks. Also,…
And I’m tired. So tired. I’m in my 40s with a toddler. I don’t have much time for anything else, and I’m getting more introverted as I get older.