I’m not sure how long this will be accessible on the inter webs but former Deadspin writers have gotten together to create unnamed temporary sports blog for this weekend. In the blog, Diana Moskovitz has a related article that’s definitely worth a read.

We should all follow the Chief Justice’s lead and refuse to acknowledge Rand Paul exists

During a traffic jam.

So I had to look this guy up (“author” is thrown around a lot). He is a health insurance lobbyist who writes for The Federalist, Ben Domenech’s* online right-wing rag.

Oh, totally. He’s to regular humans what V.C. Andrews’ books are to healthy sexual relationships.

Wow, a polarizing NBA ledgend dies in a tragic accident during what is one of the biggest weeks for American Football... if only there was a blog to go for stories about those topics.

If it helps any, just imagine anything he says in Gilbert Gottfried’s voice.

God, he’s aggressively stupid. Aggressively.

I want a hat like this that I wear open by default and which I then close slowly (while maintaining a deadpan expression, natch) when people are bothering me

Please lead with this:

As a trans man and the grandchild of two Holocaust survivors (who loved and accepted me as I am, and who would be appalled by this transparent attempt to leverage others’ suffering for an awful backwards-ass Nazi agenda), fuck this absolute prick.

May her socks always slip off her feet, so she has to take off her shoes and pull them back up, just to have them slip off again.

As someone who is immunocompromised, may I just say: I hope she gets an infected ingrown taint hair that doesn’t heal right for at least a month. 

She posted a link to an article that someone else wrote. She will suffer more punishment than Kobe did for actually raping someone.

I saw the reaction to Sonmez’s tweet yesterday and was holding my breath for the WaPo’s reaction. Yup. They made the wrong call, just like I thought they would. You don’t punish a reporter for conveying accurate information. She didn’t tweet it directly to his family. She didn’t add commentary calling him anything…

Here is BTS. As famous as they are, you’d think their stylists would put them in something other than these boring trench coats and suits!

The .001 percent of germs Lysol can’t kill.

There seems to be a recurring notion among some Christians that just by virtue of believing, any fool notion that pops into their head automatically carries the weight of divine authority.

I worked for this kind of person - in the Bay Area, no less - and to call it an “absolute fucking nightmare” would be a serious understatement.

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