You’re right. You don’t know enough about Crawford.

Then don’t watch.

It's a dumb discussion. Abstain from it. You'll be happier and live longer.

Nope. Best practices for suicide reporting recommend not using “committed,” which sounds like a crime or, to religious communities, like a sin, and “kill yourself” is just insensitive, crude, and poorly phrased. “Died by suicide” is the phrasing recommended by mental health professionals and the American Foundation…

You didn’t win in 1812.

Only if he’s 5’3”

Oh, well then it’s OK, nothing to see here, thanks for clearing that up.

Our long national nightmare is over? The last I saw, Skip Bayless is still employed.

I can’t work out if I find Foxx annoyingly talented, talented and annoying or both with a side of annoying.

“You’re not following Cardinal Way.”

Honestly, before I scrolled down, I thought it was because the bird is in blackface.

Will Cain is a career political sphincter best known for not actually being Tucker Carlson.

Aww how nice they got Curt Schilling a playmate.

Putting us on notice that another moron will be talking about sports.

I have no witty one-liner but her eyebrow game is strong.

It’s not really a joke, either. I just always imagine the majority of people who comment “+1” as dads with very low humor standards.

You guys, I’m starting to think that Floyd Mayweather might be an asshole.

Excuse me for asking, but am I missing something in this joke? It’s just the same old domestic violence/video evidence joke that everyone has been using for the last year. Except this time, he’s missing words and he’s incorrectly crediting Mayweather as the guilty party.

Because it is not 1995 anymore and wireless mice work just fine.

Because it is not 1995 anymore and wireless mice work just fine.