If I live to 53, my only hope is that I won’t be at a club in the wee hours of a Wednesday morning.

I always liked Bobby Hurley. It’s a shame that car accident ruined a promising NBA career, but he might be a fine coach.

#2 is always “hit by a car”. And I agree with your list.

uhh ... uhhhhh ... how can I say this knowing that it's going out on air... with the uh ...

What a crock. How could he defend someone on the wrong side of history?

is it in my prerogative to get up, run over to the table, buzz the buzzer, and tell them to come back and look?

I’m sorry if anybody was offended by my comment. It is, in fact, a lie made for comical effect—a joke if you will. I also like Grant Hill, Shane Battier, and J.J. Reddick. I’ve put more thought into cutting my toenails than into hating Christian Laettner or Mike Krzyzewski or even Jennifer Taylor. As per the conceit…

Correct, this is exactly the point.

oh youre cool

30 for 30 is an award winning documentary series that has had several fantastic programs on different scandals and stories from all over the sporting world. What are you talking about?

Williams? Are you talking strictly college, because he was a major dick as a pro. Blaming everyone around him, from Jamal Crawford to Bill Cartwright for his poor play, calling out teammates for their “selfishness” when he’d been in the NBA for 5 minutes, badmouthing Bulls management — same management that honored his…

Wow, look at that incompetent figurehead strutting around like he’s doing something of value. Like he’s actually respected by anyone. How do you not have the self-awareness to realize that you suck at your job so much? That you should just quit while you’re behind? Seriously, just show some fucking dignity at this…

Jennifer Taylor: Oh, that time I took too much coke.

“You have to respect his commitment to Brand”

You will not be considered part of the Duke family, in my mind as well as many others. You have by no means proved yourself worthy of that title.

That difficulty with had/has explains why Duke gave her a diploma instead of a degree.

If only she were an elected official and could actually impact some legislation that would fix this problem...

So you think Mark McGwire was there to talk about the past?

Looks like somebody forgot to pay the troll toll

I’ll just say, watching white people ponder why they can’t call black people the “N” word anymore is one of the funniest things I have ever seen.