5 Guys makes a good cheeseburger.

But there was something different about Paul O’Neill. I can’t quite put my finger on it but he Worked hard, played Hard, was really Invested in the Team, and was Everything else you want in a teammate.

Well, luck is how you define it though, when the player’s skills (even the goalkeeper’s) keep you in the game that is not luck so much. When an official decides against you incorrectly, that is unlucky. Liverpool were much better first half, though, that is not a debate. Arsenal were the much better team second half.…

“THIS. SO MUCH THIS.”

Against the mighty Club Brugge!

Yep, Bruce Buffer is long winded as fuck from this angle too.

Claiming Floyd is the greatest is like naming Australia the mightiest military country on earth because it has never lost a war.

Guillermo Rigondeaux—El Chacal, or The Jackal—is by far the greatest fighter in the world today.

These NFL concussion stories just get sadder and sadder.

Yes, but at least the DR has one to call out.

Teixeira: [Pantomimes at Espada how to wave a runner into home with proper gusto]

The last time I saw such shitty range Jeter was still playing.

Eat it, Dad.

Only 17 days until EPL starts!

Noise: I’m right in front of your fucking face!

Stephen A. has longstanding contempt for perpetrators of black-on-black crime.

George W. Bush: [sits in grade school classroom]
Aide: [tells him 9/11 happened]
Bush: [sits]
Bush: [sits]
Bush: [sits]
Bush: [sits]
Bush: [sits]
Bush: [sits]
Bush: [wonders why it was a day earlier than planned]
Baseball Player: [slams pie in Bush’s face]

“Enjoy it while you can.”

I hate it when people rail against positive change because it doesn’t solve all our problems at once. It’s just picking something easy to feel clever about stating the obvious about.