I imagine during the pandemic her agent and manager gagged her and locked her in a closet without her phone for a year. She been vocally anti-vax for years, not just because of the autism bullshit, and I don’t recall her saying anything about Covid disinformation.

Well, maybe Chet Hanks.

They’re so tragic because they’re so relatable!

This is true.  Successful people, for the most part, have some sort of privilege to take into account.  For Seth, maybe it’s that he’s white, a man, or grew up not in abject poverty, that sort of thing.  For me, though I’m Black and a woman, I had a financially stable upbringing by two college-educated parents. …

Yes, that’s always important

You want federal legislation targeting Colin Hanks?

I think it scares people that life is totally random, and even if you bust your ass, you still might not get anywhere.

Could be worse; if anything, Chris Martin’s ego is more fragile than Bono, which is why he’s collaborating with Chainsmokers and Selena Gomez and BTS and generally acting like your uncle who jokes a little too hard about hanging out at your parties.

it’s also weird because if i had a plumber fixing something in my house and he said his father was a plumber, and his father before him was a plumber, i would be like ‘i bet this guy is a great plumber’.

Mr. Dafoe asks for this and he’s a “team player”.

You say “PG-rated dad jokes” like it’s a bad thing.

I had a couple experiences back when I was playing drums.  A buddy of mine who had played guitar in a “band” with him brought me in for a gig with good ol’ Tom on vocals. Strange dude, nice, but also clearly in the throes of the addiction lifestyle. It was clear at the time he was trying to cover up his habits, but it…

Something must be wrong with you. You should try again.

Same. Although for this particular role, it would have been fun to get Eliza Dushku.

These are just people who own a property trying to make more money with that property by sprucing it up to attract younger buyers.

 I think the most hilariously wtf one was Bond complaining about gayness being caused by letting women vote. 

Yes; we must do everything in our power to ensure that instead of reading more interesting authors of color, people continue to read the same crusty white men under the impression that they were slightly less crusty.

Norton really should have taken her up on that.

I remember getting my hair cut by a stereotypical Italian barber. He was watching Andrea Bocelli on TV, and he asked me “How does he learn the words?”

SO MANY more people have virology and epidemiology PhD’s than I ever expected!