That’s all well and good, but where the hell did Brian Williams get that weird, strained voice? He went to community college in New Jersey, for fucksakes. Was that how he thought anchors had to speak? Is his real voice more like Paulie?

It’s finally giving us Kang, which suggests that we might finally get an idea of the point of all the multiverse bs and the dozens upon dozens of new characters. That will be the draw.

Julianne Moore, you need to look prettier. Stephanie Hsu, could you sound more Asian?

Man states obvious fact about an argument that any rational thinking adult should have already realized within five seconds of hearing about said argument.

...and some other stuff. But yeah, sure.

The infamous “have you tried acting?” quote immediately sprang to mind. 

All I know is, my gut says “maybe.”

I applaud your bravery/condemn your bandwagoning, depending on whatever the contrarian position is.

As soon as you’re born, they make you feel small

So they sacked the people responsible for the sacking?

You’re asking in the right place. Apparently the perverts here were staring at her titties when they were younger than she was!

Turn Moneypenny into a late 50s cougar and now we’re cooking with gas.

Brofinger
On Her Majesties’ Secret Bromance
Duderaker
Chill Another Day

We have entered the millennial fuckboy era of bond 

Are we ignoring the scene where the camera lingers on him between two naked butt cheeks of a statue

He’s not wrong.

I think we all know who did it.

Margot Robbie in Barbie’s Malibu Pirate Cove

Plenty of shitty people own neat things, but most of them have the sense to shut the fuck up and not play with their company like a cat with a toy mouse. Musk can own the damn thing, just get someone else to run it so Twitter’s stupidity can go back to being provided by the users rather than the platform itself.