Well I, as part of the social demographic who agrees with her, APPROVE of this article!  

“Tucker, did you ever find Bugs Bunny attractive when he put on a dress and played a girl bunny?”

You.  Are.  Covering.  Her.  Now.  

Julie Hagerty

Come now, no God Give Me Strength?  That album holds up like a MF.  RIP.  

Yeah, again, whatever, just bring back the fuckin’ Bugs Bunny cartoons.

I lose respect for people when they do something for money that compromises their art or a principle I think they might have held. This doesn’t really do that. They’re just chips. There’s nothing inherently wrong with doing something for money.

...it’s never a bad idea to revive a beloved character from an acclaimed IP.

I assumed before reading this was all about Biff being in a ‘48 Ford that would rip through us like we were tinfoil.  

Yes, this sounds deeply boring but GET WELL SOON MAN!  

I don’t think that has much impact on what heterosexual men are into. There’s also nothing inherently wrong with that. You can enjoy the sight of two attractive (whatever that means to you) people getting together without acting like an eight-year-old Neanderthal or otherwise making people feel uncomfortable. People…

The world wants to see Sarah Michelle Gellar and Linda Cardellini make out for completely admirable reasons to do with inclusivity, of course.  

He’s a good actor, but there’s also an inherent appeal to someone who looks like they could squash your head like a grape between his forefinger and thumb being, by all appearances, a likeable human being.  

As we used to say in the early Aughts, why do you hate freedom?  

Thank you Johnny Depp. You’ve done a great service to sociopathic assholes everywhere.

I want to say something about Richard Gere.  But you know what?  I’m not going to.  I’m going to give this conversation the dignity it deserves.  

I haven’t watched this show in a while but I imagine while all this was happening the reanimated corpse of TJ Lavin was standing there dead-eyed and slack jawed, grunting that he “doesn’t like quitters.”

So wait, do I, er, does my friend who shares an account with his brother-in-law have to get the code with every use, or will m-er, his device stayed registered once verified?  

Spaghetti squash seems like not much more than the challenge of making an inherently unappealing ingredient edible. Like, congrats if you do it, but what’s the actual point? I look forward to kids becoming tangibly helpful. My six year old can get there sometimes but it doesn’t balance out the screamy meltdowns yet.