You have done your duty as an AV Club commenter.  Rest well tonight. 

Kinda interesting how later Holmes media has made Moriarty out to be this perennial, Lex Luthor-ish nemesis when he only actually appeared in one story.  I always think he’s less interesting than Holmes actually solving a mystery.  

 I am looking for these values regardless of what gender the person identifies as.

Fuck it, write the screenplay and send it somewhere.  

Terrifying.

Good fans.  You got your wish.  Now please shut up.  

It does, thank you. I recognize I have no particular place having an opinion on the issue.

OK, give a straight guy a break and explain something to me. Isn’t the term “bisexual” kinda outmoded? Like, if we’re conceptualizing sexuality and gender itself as a being fluid on a spectrum, changing according to life circumstances, conditioning, self-exploration, education, etc, isn’t the concept of someone who…

Indeed, the whole Seneca thing.

Moore always fit better lounging on bearskin rugs then ramming his body through drywall.  It’s kind of what I like about him.  

Oh I enjoy the squishy charms of the Moore era.  It’s more comfort food than anything, and it’s supposed to be.  I think Dalton’s underrated, too bad he never got a really great movie. 

Just to say, I like that the little video screen in the middle of this article shows Katie Couric also giving a murder smile.  

And I said, ‘I don’t think she does. I think it’s a total crap shoot, and she knows it. And she’s just got to fly by the seat of her pants, hoping’ … because I think that’s the story.

Makes you think about how standards have changed. Jackman is 53, has been playing this role for 22 years, and I have no apprehension at all about his physical appropriateness for the role. As opposed to, you know...

Well. I sure am morally superior to that guy. Thank goodness.  I was feeling insecure. 

You say this as if the entire series of Night Court isn’t available for free.

Much as this seems like a pastiche of post-Ring horror, it might still be fun. Extremely derivative horror often is. Give me any number of post-Halloween slashers and I’m a happy man. The problem with the whole elevated horror thing is it makes us think we have to have (gag) standards. Take Willow Creek, the Bobcat…

That character was more or less a stand in for real life Portland mayor Sam Adams, who very much wanted to be seen that way.  He was also in the show. 

There’s also still Fleming material to mine. No one has ever actually adapted Moonraker or The Spy Who Loved Me, just used the title and a couple elements. There’s also short stories and novel elements that could be used, like how there was a fair amount of the novel You Only Live Twice in No Time To Die. But yes,…

I mean, I guess we can use Russia again.  So that’s...horrible.