My problem with it was that it relied too much on prior familiarity. If this was the first Batman movie you’d ever seen it almost wouldn’t make sense, at least in terms of the character relationships. You’d feel like you were dropped into the middle of a story, not the beginning of one. It was well-done in many…

I think Flannery O’Connor planned the Coen brothers.  

“A water landing!  Am I mistaken or does this sound somewhat similar to crashing into the fuckin’ ocean?”  

Sometimes simple is best:

Primarily. They did a little bit in Times Square. Where they’re generally filming is evident by the fact the boat leaves from a port near this towering mountain range that is just very much not what New England looks like.  

I appreciate this guy, particularly his nudity ethics, but for my money I want a good, grainy, primal cabin-in-the-woods story. Hope Jason comes back to us someday. And I hope to God it isn’t in an “elevated” movie that’s “about trauma.”

My only issue is that Jason is clearly taking Vancouver BC.  

Nonsense.  They clearly now live on a peaceful Antarctic farm with my childhood cats. 

It’s those damn aliens clamoring for more Chuck Berry. 

Hey now, everybody knows that the naked man and woman are just a shining artifact of the past. 

Choose marmalade.

Like that’s why at the end he’s literally fighting the *illusion* of Luke Skywalker.

Seems like the forever war has more to do with the inability of different sides to be introspective or understand the point of view of the other.  Which is definitely just relevant to Star Wars.  

Or disturbingly amplified.

OK.  I’ll be living under my Gen X rock hoping for a theatrical cut restoration of the original trilogy.  Wake me when...you know what, don’t wake me.  

Well, there’s lots of training montages where they drink raw eggs and stuff, so it’s pretty inspiring.

I feel like we’re at least leaving room for considering the AvP franchise as canon and I respect that choice.

Have to say, of all the people in the world whose life I’d like to see dramatized multiple times, Pete Davidson tops the list.

Albums sounds excellent so far, though I haven’t made it all the way through. I have to say though, isn’t someone like Lamar able to get past the thing of calling women bitches left and right? I know I sound like a pearl grasper in 1992 but, really, he’s a smart guy and people really don’t need it right now.

You know what doesn’t help my existential despair? Reading write ups about music festivals that wallow in existential despair for no particular reason. They’re just concerts man, lighten the fuck up.