No one should care about this.  

I’m glad there hasn’t been too much of an Anderson backlash of late as there has been with Tarantino.  He’s got his issues, but I like him.  

K. Have fun. 

Boy, I sure am glad we got to relitigate The Last Jedi in the comments section again.  It’s been, you know, days.  

Fuck yeah. 

Julia/Huston/Ricci/Lloyd.  I get that Astin/Jones is classic, but they didn’t have the backup.  Add a little Hedaya on top and we’ve got an unstoppable machine. 

The perfect casting lightning bolt struck once on this franchise. It doesn’t appear ready to strike again.

Much as I have tried to imbue my four year old with entertainment that is better made and has more agreeable subtext, it turns out little kids have opinions and extremely effective means of getting their way. So Paw Patrol it is, toys and all, particularly if it means my daughter doesn’t get out of bed forty thousand…

Rubble said it wit’ authority! 

This sounds like exactly no one else’s business.

I would think “based on a true story” would be unnecessary here, but OK.

...what’s going on with that tree.

Was it DECLAN MCMANUS, INTERNATIOANL ART THEIF?!?  

Reading this response in a Cliff Clavin voice made it an even better experience.  

Alternately, he accomplished his intended goal remarkably well.  

I MUCH prefer that version of events.  

I’m just confused as why anyone in the church is under 50.  

Fine Mila. Since you won’t stop bothering me about it, I will bathe you.

I would assume international laws regarding torture are the reason they haven’t made an It’s A Small World movie, but the goddamn ride is still standing.