Has anyone reached out to the Tequila Cowboy for comment or is Jerry Jones too busy to talk?

Holy shit, Steph Curry refereed the 2006 finals?!

“It’s funny to hear a long hair talk about routes like that.”

I’m sorry, but that money was 100% used to build a secret fuck dungeon for Reid and Bigelow and there is no chance those alloys actually exist.

I just tweeted at him about this but had to delete it because it was the wrong Gord

That is taking a awfully big RISK.

This is how legends are made.

I’d be careful if I were Stanton. Last thing he wants is the hard hitting investigative reporters of The Player’s Tribune on his case.

Can’t even make it to the winter meetings. Jeets is showing about as much range as GM as he did at shortstop.

I’ll probably write about it for our year-end thing but the novel THE THROWBACK SPECIAL, by Chris Bachelder, is one of the best and funniest books I’ve ever read about dudes and sports. I think the novel that blew my mind the most this year is an older, shorter one: THE CURFEW, by Jesse Ball.

I’m currently reading The Art of Cruelty by Maggie Nelson, which is about representations of cruelty in art and literature, and it’s tremendously interesting and thought-provoking. (tho not rly what I’d call a “fun read”)

I think this is more common than you think. In Boston, every time the camera catches someone drinking Coke, they pan up to Reggie Lewis’ jersey hanging from the rafters.

Could you let me know where I and other women should draw the line? We should be cool with men grabbing our butts so long as they vote the right way? At what point am I allowed bodily autonomy? Does it depend on the job of the groper?

Ah, no fan of Vic in NoCal, I see.

As a caller’s age increases, the likelihood that he or she tells their age approaches 1:1. A 34-year-old never announces they are 34. an 84-year-old always does. That’s always my favorite part of an old person call.

Mike & Mike have never taken callers, as I doubt they’d ever get someone who wasn’t making fun of them.

This is how it is to be a Mavs fan now: your very good rookie gets a mention by the NBA’s biggest star and the result is an article about the Knicks. And you can’t even argue that its not the proper result. 

Don’t [D]rink alcohol and take vitamins. Lift weights and sleep as long as you can.

We already did, and Sinbad was in it