Hollow_Log sent a questionnaire to his wife asking “in terms sexual experience how important is it that you orgasm?”

Ugh, you really are That Guy.

“Krupa, a former pro, coached Tomas Berdych from 2009 to 2014 and has also worked with Jiří Veselý and Radek Štěpánek.”

Reading this article reminded me of that one really funny column Simmons did, but now I can’t find it anywhere.

Goodbye, Columbus

Hey, we’ve easily got worse traffic and more apathetic Californian transplants than either of those two places. But give us a few years and we’ll be play-acting as if we like soccer with the best of them.

Jet Fool puts belt on real seams.

I completely agree, PFTCommenter SHOULD run for political office.

Triggered much?

Good sir, I have heard your argument before and there is a thorough point by point rebuttal available for you here: http://albertburneko.kinja.com/tag/short-form-foodspin

I’ve been coming to “The Net” for 22 years.

*Sound Engineer who Didn’t bleep that speaking with HR*

“Layoffs? Don’t talk about—layoffs?! You kidding me? Layoffs?! Just because I said SHIT?” 

Hey now. Those Pistons occasionally had exciting fights.

Police say they should’ve seen this coming. Amorino and her daughter have previous arrests for scalping.

My life’s purpose is bigger than football.

This guy gets it.

You fucking bastard. There is not one single mention of Homeowners Associations on this entire goddamn list.

15 seconds? Well at least we know he's not committing perjury up there because...damn.