“Coach, it’s pretty amazing that you’re here this late.”- Dan Snyder to Jay Gruden, referring to Week 5.

It looks like she could use “la petit mort”

I dunno but we'll hear it from Rapoport in that many hours and one minute.

Brothers K is number one. I’ve given that book as a gift at least a dozen times and never once have I heard anything other than glowing reviews. Papa Toe for life. 

Toucher and Rich, Gray

“You sat there for 4 HOURS, going ‘OH it’s so boring!’ JUST SHUT THE HELL UP!”
-Trey Wingo in marriage therapy. 

Not even the dad of the kid he stole a foul ball from?

The rules link also helped me remember some Coach Guys:

Elvis Andrus may have just found a new best friend.

Own, you stupid dinosaur, own!

I’m using all 5 of my kinja accounts to vote for Bryan Colangelo.

Buffalo Shuns Chicken, Beef Ensues

He did win Overly Defensive Player of the Year, though.

I do not understand this fetishization of promotion/relegation. It is not the reason America sucks at soccer, nor is it the reason MLS underachieves. The NBA is one of many basketball leagues in the world, yet it has no promotion/relegation and America is the best nation in the world at basketball, and the NBA is the…

My boss at DQ asked if his 15-year-old girlfriend and her mother could move into my Ocenaside, CA apartment (already six in a 2-BR) because they got evicted. I said I had to use the bathroom, got my bike and rode home mid-shift.

Su’a will not be permitted to return to the club for the remainder of the 2017 NFL season, including the postseason.

Was Pete really that averse to taking it to the rim?

we want players who care about the name on the front of the jersey more than the name on the back of the jersey

Drew’s book about being a parent is one of the best I’ve read, if only because it addresses that you’ll sometimes hate your kid and want to fight them... Only to feel like a total piece of shit for feeling that way like one minute later. Also, great anecdotes about trying and failing to be a cool dad.

This is all very nice but he did a terrible job of refereeing the Germany - Sweden match.