Eau de humanity

Yes, I think we can all agree that reverse image search is primarily used for when we see images of food. Yep. That’s it.

Bill Simmons: [steps to free throw line]

while you’re doxxing former Deadspin commenters can you tell me what Iron Mike Gallego’s real name is, i need to ask him what rolex goes best with my porsche

Wasn’t this kind of the key to Fabrice Santoro’s longevity/success? He had the strange mix of soft hands, defensive skill, and unorthodox shot selection that made guys like Safin nuts.

Quite asking to buy an “O” and your luck may change.

Marathon clock looked like it was midnight when the first explosion happened. Actual journalists long gone. Liars then. Fake hearts then.

Geez, you act like you’ve never played Robot Hockeyball before...

What’s less clear is why the Worldwide Leader would want Favre as the celebrity face of one of its biggest recurring live sports programs.

Gabes, ranked:

Hasn’t gazing at boxes caused enough trouble for the Mavs?

Would it have killed the university to include something in their statement that said the report of their interest in hiring him was “premature”?

One more thing: I hate Dilly Dilly, but if somebody manages to yell “To the pit of misery” as they’re being carted off, I’ll probably come around and offer a golf clap.

Which is a reminder that, “got milk?” has been added to the list during the LPGA.

“And don’t forget Giancarlo Stanton.”

Mookies RANKED:

Well, in his defense, the situation is a little confusing. Not long ago, everyone was demanding to see his cork.

“NEIIIIIIII!”

Agreed. “Drew Has Got a Chub” syncs better to Janie’s got a Gun.

He kept pressuring the design department to develop athletic “Fuck Me” pumps.