Sadly, he had no idea what to do when he reached third base

Had the privilege of diving in Roatan a while back and seeing these bastards in the flesh.

“Don’t you fucking look at me!”

Boxing. That being said, if the right people are judging, dying mid-fight might not prevent me from winning.

at least these Scots controlled their own destiny when it came to leaving Europe

Counterpoint: engagement rings are literally an invention of the diamond industry to make themselves money and you shouldn’t get one.

Roberto Cemente

You’ve won three titles in five years.

Now, THIS is a type of message you save the comic sans font for!

Messi Hurt; Assaulted by Math

You can take the player out of Spurs, but you can’t take the Spurs out irf the player.

Better work rate than Sterling.

In a statistical oddity, his WAR has been 2.0 every season for the last 70 years.

Oh great, another story about Matt Harvey’s bladder infection. Grow up, guys.

Fetty WARP

Searching for it...

For the first time, someone can express “that’s bananas!” in Serie A and have it be a good thing.

....collard greens or you fail at life.

You could screen the entire movie during his trot.

If you’re still young enough to give a shit about strip clubs, you’re too young to be getting married.