is this the same forward-thinking, big-picture Klinsmann who with Costa Rica match beyond doubt, in large part due to atrocious play at the back, decided to run out Graham Zusi for the last 15 minutes rather than cap-tying Cameron Carter-Vickers to the USMNT?

I appreciate all Klinsmann has done...both as director and…

dude. spoiler.

they’re also delicious.

Essex, CT?

when we have a place called “Mianus”?

5. Peanuts
4. Non Sequitor
3. The Boondocks
2. Bloom County
1. Calvin and Hobbes

I really wish we’d stop perpetuating the myth of the necessity of an engagement ring. two months salary can buy you a whole hell of a lot of travel and experiences...all of which look far better on instagram anyway.

around a decade ago I was cooking dinner for some girl I was trying to woo (read: see naked). amongst other things, I whipped up a rather tasty guacamole...obviously with a healthy amount of diced fresh jalapeno.

well...dinner was a successful play and a few hours after dinner here we were rolling around on the couch,…

incredible brazilian woman half his age? check
beach-side bar set up? check
I-don’t-give-a-fuck-anymore belly? check

#thereisonlyoneronaldo

the absence of penguin on this list is very disheartening

wait...extra sauce? if your brisket needs extra sauce you have shitty brisket.

signed - Texan

my only complaint is the non-Mike Breen commentary is mostly from the Warriors’ broadcast. my favorite thing from Steph Curry highlight reels is hearing the resignation and inevitable failure in the voice of the opposing commentators.

as a neutral...it was a wonderful match and I’m glad the Hammers’ players were able to give their support a last hurrah at Upton...though their un-ticketed fans should learn to behave better from outside the grounds as none of those cockney assholes are going to be able to afford seats at Olympic Park.

that said, I…

I think this is pretty close...especially like Iniesta:Nash...but Henry deserves a bit more respect than Reggie Miller...Oscar Robertson, perhaps?

ok. counter-points.

first...the US did actually have a pretty goal with a collected finish wrongly called out.

Goal 1 - Zardes made the exact right run and Cameron picked him out with a peach of a long-ball. it’s rudimentary, sure, but I don’t see how one can be critical of that goal.

Goal 2 - a bit of skill from Wood…

you’re more than a bit off on the time-line. the statement is saying that the incident (accused rape) occurred, let’s say at 10pm...the two went their separate ways...and then re-united at let’s say 1am and spent the night together.

if that time-line is an accurate reflection of events (not saying either way whether…