Finally, a way I can pretend to be the victim here.

I don’t think a single person in California thinks Gavin Newsom is a good guy. He’s merely a standard asshole politician as opposed to a maniacal asshole politician.

We’ll always have the first Hyrule Warriors.

One small tear for man, one giant weep for mankind.

Stanley Kubrick WAS hired to fake the moon landing, but was such a perfectionist that he demanded they film the hoax on the actual moon.

The lengths folks will go to make themselves feel special and smug and persecuted for having secret information is so sad.

Technically even ole Cranky Kong is part of a metaverse, given Super Smash Bros.

I mean technically buying a bunch of copies of Monopoly is also converting USD into monopoly money, which you can resell if you convince any buyers it’s got value. And considering you’re also getting physical boards and tokens and such, it might be a better investment overall.

“A fool and his money will be together forever, trust me, it’s in the blockchain!”

For reference, Bobby Kotick earned an average of $77,306 an hour (an hour) per a January 14th article I’ll link below because Kinja is too dumb for hyperlinks. This allows us to do some fun math to see how little these fucks actually bothered settling for.

So you’re saying the game will be about as complete as One Piece?

You’d think a dude named Stephen Smith would know about common names, especially if he’s forced to use a middle initial to distinguish himself.

To answer your question seriously, it’s because they’ve reached the end of a game.

I feel worse for other Chris Rocks than other Will Smiths. The latter is a common enough name that you can easily laugh off the similarity when it’s brought up, but “Chris Rock” is so distinct that it’s impossible not to think of the comedian.

Hindsight is 2020, but I think if they’d thought twice then Bruno should’ve been the nominee. While its lyrics are more specific, it’s musically the most fascinating Disney song in a while, borrowing from a variety of genres for each character then weaving them together and somehow making them work when synced up.

As someone who actually is hard of hearing (don’t play with fireworks!), I’ve heard em all.

WHAT?

What?

I think Overwatch has it right in terms of microtransactions. Gameplay isn’t affected, and paying for boxes only speeds up what the game provides anyway, plus you can purchase specific skins/emotes/whatever that you want with in-game money. Purely optional content, none locked behind an actual paywall.

If it was a regular scam then fine, only suckers suffer, but this is a scam that’s horrible for the environment and should be stopped.