“It’s in the blockchain” is indistinguishable from “It’s got electrolytes.”

Sure hope it isn’t yet another thing to get nerfed for the sake of multi-player, given I’m single-player only.

Hate to go back on my word, not even gonna look at your next reply lest I fall for the bait again, but...what the fuck does my post have to do with time zones? You sound like a maniac because after raving about recognitions in increasingly sexual detail for the lightest of snark, you’re now comparing them to a budding…

See this is exactly what I’m talking about, you sound like a fucking maniac. Take the L. Or keep raving, I guess, either way I’m out.

I don’t care who’s saying it if what they’re saying is obviously correct. If Sam friggin Barsanti said you needed to tone it down, I’d still agree given how you’re writing here.

I mean, they clearly do, given they just did.

Y’know I’m starting to think Blizzard might not have the healthiest work environment.

There’s a reason her name is plural.

Going by names, she doesn’t have babies, she has barcodes.

Dude, give it a rest and take the L here, I promise as an outside observer that you’re the one who seems creepily invested in Grimes.

Holy shit is Elden Ring out? Since when? Why haven’t there been articles about it?

“It’s watching people play competitive video games in the same way we watch people play competitive physical games.”

The idea of having to explain cosplay is insane to me. Like, say you’ve got someone who’s somehow not heard of the concept: just say “It’s like Halloween” and you’re done.

Seriously, shocked to not see the script for Bee Movie in there, this is pretty rote LOLRANDOM stuff by now.

Three Houses is the last Fire Emblem game I’d recommend to someone who’s interested in a tactical RPG as opposed to a visual novel with occasional TRPG minigames.

An interesting flipside is someone like Fingers in Cyberpunk, who’s got exclusive access to some of the best upgrades in the game but is an absolute creep. During a mission you can interrogate him with your fists, but this closes his shop to you permanently (you can also kill him at any point, which obviously leads to…

Enh, it was funny ten years ago with Skyrim, not seeing much new here.

The whole stage is perfect. She’s an amazing Lucy, Moe’s an amazing Charlie Brown, and you’ve got Paul F. Tompkins and Weird Al just for some reason between the two laughing at their antics. And it’s such a beautifully written riff on the football gag, and Paget plays it so well that you genuinely don’t know if she’s…

All about “A Witcher” as opposed to “The Witcher,” but if they’re gonna stick to canon characters I’d much rather have a game about young Vesemir that explores the past than a game that gives a canon ending to Witcher 3.