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Oh nooooo!!!! Please don’t put Frank Black in with those other two. I think he’s a sweetie. A GOOD ONE. And if I ever find out otherwise I’m going to be just done. Haha and I’m just reading the comment below now about Jack Black, yes, he seems nice too. 

I hated this movie so. much. It was a disgrace. How do you take someone like Freddy Mercury, who was so cool, and portray him so tamely (and his sexuality so pitifully) in a made-for-TV-quality piece of garbage (thank you so much Madeleine, it had to be said) like this? Well, it is absolutely because the surviving

I relate to this so much. All the existential angst (thinking about human insignificance in the universe is my thing too!), paranoia about my life choices, everyone in the room judging me. At various points in my life I’ve been a complete burnout stoner, a dabbler, an abstainer. Luckily this month I got two colds

Yeah, if I hadn’t read so much about his terribleness I’d watch this show. He’s an abusive sociopath though, so I will not. I’m one of those annoyingly unsophisticated “can’t separate the art from the artist” types. Ah, well, I can live with that shame. 

These controlling assholes feel intimidated by a smart, hot woman so they try to humiliate aka neg her. Her comments make me fear she’s falling for it again, and I hope not bc that shit ain’t cute.

Came here to start with Oh my god, then explain my upset, but you did it so well and I’m glad you’re first comment I’ll just say Oh my god.

As an almost-40-year-old, when I see camel toe mom jeans with a tucked in sweater like Dakota is wearing I think ohmygod. But I know that’s popular now. It’s just, in my middle school and high school days, we’d truly have rather died. So, it’s the most upsetting trend out there for me right now, but I also applaud

Hahaha ohhh thank you

Ugh!!!! Get your oxytocin fixes elsewhere, dude! Good for these employees. Workers in many companies are already expected to do so much emotional labor that’s not even sexual in nature, I can’t imagine how stressful it’s been to work at this place. Glad Organise exists and is getting its name out there.

I regularly use the expression “dumpster fire” to describe our country and the other day I started a literal dumpster fire by accident. Don’t throw away a magnifying mirror into the top of one, that’s my advice. And maybe don’t use the expression too much just in case manifesting is a real thing. Because what are the

My mom told me when I was a child, and said it constantly thereafter, that I wasn’t allowed to get married until I was 30. She said: “before then is just too young to know yourself.” I followed her advice (about that, if nothing else). Ohhh the Pete Davidsons of my 20's :/ !!!

“It’s not socialism, it’s good for business.” FIFY . But seriously, why did she have to say that? Worker-owned companies should be the standard, I’m of course glad she’s got that perspective, but why did she have to go and throw socialism under the bus? Is this the new “I’m not ‘gay’ but...”?

I read a study in grad school (in my social development class) that stuck with me: an unhappily married woman is usually less happy than a single woman, whereas an unhappily married man is usually happier than a single man. It’s the whole “fish not needing bicycles thing,” and the “men are helpless’ thing. Divorced

The house is in a little town in the Dordogne, about an hour’s drive from Bordeaux. As I type this I think the closing is happening! It was supposed to be 10am my time, 4pm theirs. I speak French but my husband doesn’t. I hope for us to be there full-time in 2-3 years so he better get on it. And I will get my list of

Aaaaaa I am so jealous of your progress!!! Think of what you’ve already done! We’re hoping to close on a (very tiny) house in France next week. I have a business here in the U.S. and it’s my dream to move it over there and get the fuck ouuuuut of here as soon as possible. Every day is filled with anxiety about how to

Eternal Sunshine is one of my all-time favorite movies and they played it at Alamo Drafthouse last week so I had it fresh on my mind when I saw this and thought ugh, it’s so derivative but also boring. And Jonah Hill, dude, looking affectless isn’t acting. Stick to being funny PLEASE. And Emma Stone, stick to being

I’ve been scrolling to find a comment like this. I haven’t found much if any questioning of capitalist assumptions that this is the way life has to be. This article and the comments are about a sickness Americans are experiencing and people in social democracies are not. Congrats to you for escaping, and I hope you

I want Issa Rae’s outfit SO BAD it’s painful. Stefani Robinson though, what?? I’ve never loved a dress so much at one of these things. And perfect makeup!!! I had to Google her and sigh, she writes Atlanta. Perfection. Jessica Biel’s dress I like a lot even though I’m not a fan of her and I guess for that reason I

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