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When your name is as amazing as Ted Heater Jr. you can't be bothered to learn the names of mere mortals.

nah, I don't have to ever since they bought me a phone

Your second sentence has me thinking maybe you don't actually know what the hell you're talking about.

He does not represent the entire dept. Maybe 90%.

I love Budapest. It's amazing. My favourite city in the world. We all thought Korea was going to be dreadful but Mokpo was so awful it was brilliant. Worst place? Honestly, it's probably China, because we don't stay in Shanghai we stay 2 hours outside it in a town called Jiading which is like a really crap version of…

It is ironic that the march towards improved safety in F1 and the filtered down effects on junior championships has led to the current generation of racers feeling nigh on immortal. The cars and tracks are so safe, that they can have huge accidents and walk away unhurt. Frankly I think we were hugely lucky that the…

Sauber have now only to focus on looking ahead. It will change hugely for them.

You mean Sergio Ramos?

(Pretty sure you're trolling though. If so, well done, sir!)

"He said he had his fill of football and that he likes to walk and wander, and he was looking for a warmer place," Ortega said.

Love your articles, Tyler. Thanks!

And not a single oppo was given.

Phew, I was afraid that I would have to go a week without hearing about Doug's Ferrari.

Who the hell pays cash for gas?

Delonte West looks like he is freezing his ass off and freshly out of prison. Not being racist, but he is wearing an all grey track suit that doesn't fit properly and looks genuinely cold.

Ugh. This Seim guy is annoying as can be. Not to say that he isn't technically correct, but his approach self-obsession is obnoxious.

Are you SURE these 517 accidents weren't just normal Russians driving around in normal fashion on a normal day?

You masturbate while you drive?