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Pictured: Members of two different groups who vowed never to be burned by the Heat ever again.

I come to Deadspin for informative and hilarious commentary and articles. I don't come to Deadspin to listen to some homer write an article with a bs title and whiny complaints. Bad calls went both ways. Oregon is not the #2 team in football.

If you're a Notre Dame fan, it's still safer to brawl at a game than to film practice.

The bullpen's trot to the infield during these baseball "brawls" has to be, by far, the silliest thing to see in all of sport. Like that douche bag friend of yours who always conveniently shows up to the scene of the bar fight/confrontation, all tough, right after things have cooled down and the opposition has…

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I pity your boring existence. ;)

Steve Smith is everything we want the modern NFL player to be: a family man, hard-worker, overachiever, and smart enough to write his thoughts down because he knows he won't remember them in 15 years.

It isn't so much that Virgin is so fantastic, it is that the legacy carriers are so amazingly horrible.

• Jerry Nuefeld, self-described Ravens' superfan from Cockeysville, MD, shirtless and in front of his garage this morning as terrified children passed by on their way to school.

Having tracked quite a bit, this "racing incident" is completely avoidable. Nico saw that Lewis had the line, he had no reasonable probability of success. If his car and his driving was that much better, he should have just touched the brakes a little, let Lewis go and try again later. Nico's front wing was not…

What kind of lunatic swaps a V8 into a Miata and mates it to an AUTOMATIC?!

that game ruled. Wish I could get it on this mac

The spinning maneuver reminds me of the stuff you needed to master in Need for Speed: Porsche 2000, where one 'career' involves testing vehicle handling in various insane ways as a factory test driver.

I think I speak for everyone: Fuck cyclists!

Jeau Solo Moon has a little dick.

If anyone is an authority on dickishness, it's the penis wearing a backwards hat, completely unbuttoned giveaway green jersey, baby blue crew, and fucking sweatshorts out in public.

fucking great. Rutgers is typical D1 wannabe school which instead of being one of the 15 or so programs that actually makes money, is one which has to hit up students for fees, and of course NJ taxpayers as it hemorrhages money. We have a 9% income tax and property taxes exactly double the national average. Thanks…

As a former frat bro and intramural flag football referee, I can assure you these fellas are a dime a dozen.