Jackstands people!

Good thing Maldonado wasn't driving that F1 car. He'd have crashed into the truck in mid air (somehow).

-1 point for every Die Another Day reference

Who else but Mazda to tell you how a Wankel Rotary engine works? Even if a Rotary isn't really better than internal combustion as Mazda says, this is video is well worth your time.

Did you let him know that he could have 2 2014 Toyota Corolla's and a 2012 Kia Optima for the price he paid for the Shelby Cobra?

I fucking love your articles.

Everyone should also watch the excellent documentary's Restrepo and Korengal, both by Sebastian Junger and it even features soldiers from the 173rd. Restrepo actually was filmed during Operation Rock Avalanche, and Junger was there filming with the 173rd when it went down. This was the same operation Staff Sergeant…

Oh yeah? When they start speaking our language we'll start wearing their flowers.

It sounds like you fundamentally don't understand how the world works

Res...? Res...? Restore? Good grief, man, when you own a truck like this you don't restore it, you respect its patina of age like you would the calluses on the hands of a fine craftsman.

Chris Harris writing for Jalopnik?

If the guy truly had a gun, the driver wouldn't have had a chance. That lethargic BRZ acceleration would've been like shooting a stationary target.

almost fast enough to justify the ugly. yeesh.

And she's okay with the teenage boy thing? You have a strong marriage.

I'm pretty sure when he says performance luxury, he's talking about a car that has depreciated ~$100k over 8 years, not about a Nissan 370z with a nicer interior.

Here's where I agree:

1. Easy to clean and bro approved...throw that crusty guy straight in the dishwasher.

1. Easy to clean and bro approved...throw that crusty guy straight in the dishwasher.