The title should really just be "Who bought a VW/Audi?"

ESPN wisely didn't tell him to "hit the showers" for a week.

BMW? I would have thought Husqvarna would have been on top of this market.

Unfortunately, there are some pieces of the past that they cannot sell, no matter how hard they try.

Well with the 4 cyl "engine", the zero to 60 time was (let's see, it's February now......)

Point of fact: he is showing just as much vagina as Hannah Davis.

That guy is Charlea Napier, and he was my Dad. I always loved watching this role on VHS and he would like to play thia song in his study that we built onto the side of our house. We lived way up in the mountains and I was always interested in NASA and Star Trek because we could see the entire milky way with no light…

Fared better than that poor kid Nationwide killed.

This.

At this point my dick is fully retreated into my stomach and my nuts were following close behind.

That's nothing. Fox News has been airing its 'End of the World' reel continuously since November 4th, 2008.

Stuart.

My butler read this for me, and agrees with your methods. Me? I think cooking your own lobster tails is as gauche as driving your own Maybach.

I know they look funny now, but who's going to be laughing in 3 weeks when these guys are the only players left that haven't been forced into early retirement after catching Autism? These guys, that's who.

We are living in 2014, right?

Distance yourself from the Bears and you tend to win.

Bare-bones models. Even a Hyundai Accent comes with power windows/locks/mirrors and keyless entry.

Stupid as hell to get pissed at Comcast about this. Anyone who's ever done any broadcasting at all (including myself whose broadcasting experience was limited to two years working on a shitty radio station in high school) will tell you that EAS partners have zero control over when these weekly tests are broadcasted.…