Word.

A stiff breeze could stop the Jets’ defense.

That security guard on the right is a bag of shit.

This is bullshit. You know there is a warehouse somewhere sitting on about 8 tons of this awful candy, and even if the candy is 50 years old, it will taste just like it came off the line, because this candy is disgusting.

Thanks for the article, very enlightening, and shit is starting to make sense. When I saw Jake Tapper on twitter going on about “more to the story,” I thought, “Why the fuck would this guy do that? The new video doesn’t really give those racists cover, just more time?” Now it makes total sense. Tapper is a PR flack. A…

I don’t care if the “longer video” goes all the way back to Nat Turner’s Rebellion, these kids are awful, they are in the wrong, and will never learn a fucking thing. 

I really hate when a brand is insecure enough in their own product, they feel the need to just copy a better brand. Go out and do something on your own, BK. This move is thirsty AF.

Fucking Karen. 

What does Rick from Pawn Stars have to do with it?

I always hated that Onion story, as it is basically a lazy ripoff of a joke from Kids in the Hall: Brain Candy from two years earlier.

The Queen song that gets stuck in my head is, “I Want to Break Free,” and the video is part of it. Not the funny Coronation Street part, but the weird Freddie Mercury cow print leotard part.

Ugh. So it’s likely to get ugly in the greys on Kinja for a while, as the scum of the earth try to gain purchase over here. Be vigilant!

I have a little solace, personally. I grew up down the street from a kid who was just like Trump. Narcissist/sociopath. That kid grew up to be a physician assistant, and last month he was convicted of taking kickbacks from a drug company to push opioids. He single handedly ruined the community through addiction and…

Oh, without a doubt if this comes to pass, he’ll go fucking bananas. I can’t wait to hear what he really says.

Thank you! I mean, our nation is dying before our eyes, but you made my day.

I kind of rushed it.

I would share in that joy, friend.

I don’t know how it will really end, but it will be fucking bonkers.

I know what you mean.

Thank you. His voice is in my head all the time, unfortunately.