Lickovision, new from Vizio

The snozzberries taste like snozzberries

“Hans, I vas styling der neiu Kampfwagen prototype but all I had vas a ruler.”

The pearlfish lives in sea cucumbers’ cloacas.

The headline made me want to go directly to the comments. But my eye caught the line, “butt-chugging sunlight” and had to read on. Now that I’ve made it to the comments I wanna give you all the stars for posting the perfect meme for what I thought while reading this comedy.

Stop! My penis can only get so erect!

It is in fact a diesel, manual, 4x4 Van with a rear locking differential.

Is that...is that a manual shifter?

Prince Herbert: But I don’t like a Buick
King of Swamp Castle: Don’t like a Buick? What’s wrong with a Buick. It’s beautiful, it’s rich, it’s got huge … tracts of vinyl. 

Other drivers said I was daft to park a Buick on a swamp, but I parked it all the same, just to show ‘em. It sank into the swamp. So, I parked a second one. That sank into the swamp. So, I parked a third one. That burned down, fell over, then sank into the swamp, but the fourth…

But the real question is why your pc is taking almost THIRTY SECONDS to boot with either drive... Mine takes a total of 5.5 from complete cold off to logged in on windows. And I'm using an m.2 nvme half the speed of the one you were testing. There's something seriously wrong with your pc my man. 

But the real question is why your pc is taking almost THIRTY SECONDS to boot with either drive... Mine takes a total…

Michael Sheen as Arthur. David Tennant as Zaphod.

I want Wilf back so bad. It would’ve been amazing if he met Eleven (the old soul in a young body), or Twelve; meeting Jodie Whittaker’s Thirteen would also be fantastic.

How about some solo adventures with the greatest companion, Wilf Mott?

Great, now I have “Donna Noble has left the library. Donna Noble has been saved” endlessly repeating in my head.

The Frontier is the last of the basic, cheap(ish), not huge pickups. It is an underappreciated symbol of analog goodness that is rapidly disappearing.

Is it wrong that the first thing that crossed my mind when I saw the red hat and blue coat was this?