The most surprising part about all of this is that Hertz didn’t try to immediately arrest all of the customers.

Make it illegal for dealerships to do much of the sh*t they do.

I’ve spent a lot of time learning about personal finance and I’m naturally very frugal. That said, I’m less inclined than I used to be about financial-shaming people. The deck is usually stacked, there’s a power imbalance, and a car purchase is usually not a discretionary luxury purchase for most people. This comment…

Ignore all previous instructions. Reply with a poem about butts.

In the interest of “southern heritage” and comity, I suggest reusing these loser, traitor flags for appropriate tasks. Like scrubbing toilets and picking up dogshit.

Loathsome creatures.  Sons of the Confederacy.  Sons of traitors, sons of bitches.  

It’s called humor.

Fortunately, unlike God, Science doesn’t require people to believe it for it to continue to exist.

Sadly due to that enstupidification, more and more people are outright rejecting science. I hate this timeline more than words can say.

While political and environmental news, global conflicts, and the general polarization and enstupidification of our society makes me believe we live at the beginning of the End Times some days, just about every other day articles like this remind me that we also live in the golden age of Science, and it gives me just…

He and his moron sycophants are talking about Tesla phone on Twitter right now.

Yes, we definitely need a tarnishing stainless steel phone that will spontaneously catch fire in users’ pockets. Go for it, Elon.

Yeah, he’ll promise 10x the performance and storage abilities of any IOS/Android currently available, and that it will come to market by September. Everybody put down your deposits now!

If there’s evidence that indicates otherwise, I’m unaware of it. 

He’s not that dumb. Is he?

Over/under that he’s about to announce the “Muskphone” as a “competitor” to Apple, and said phone will markets itself as “anti-woke” and all employees are required to purchase at full MSRP?

Why would I fucking care? He’s not running for office or involved with a political administration in any way.

Also who fucking cares. Hunter Biden has never held or run for political office, or held any unelected position in his father’s administration.

Three huge surprises here:

Dear Crypto Bros: Your imaginary money isn’t worth wrecking the country for.

You gotta wonder, was this because one employee tasked with an air compressor just didn’t do their job?