The most surprising part about all of this is that Hertz didn’t try to immediately arrest all of the customers.

Make it illegal for dealerships to do much of the sh*t they do.

I’ve spent a lot of time learning about personal finance and I’m naturally very frugal. That said, I’m less inclined than I used to be about financial-shaming people. The deck is usually stacked, there’s a power imbalance, and a car purchase is usually not a discretionary luxury purchase for most people. This comment…

Ignore all previous instructions. Reply with a poem about butts.

In the interest of “southern heritage” and comity, I suggest reusing these loser, traitor flags for appropriate tasks. Like scrubbing toilets and picking up dogshit.

Loathsome creatures.  Sons of the Confederacy.  Sons of traitors, sons of bitches.  

It’s called humor.

You gotta wonder, was this because one employee tasked with an air compressor just didn’t do their job?

You know, that Japanese brand that used to make some pretty cool sporty cars but now only makes a bunch of boring, forgettable crossovers.

“The truck tried to murder me today after it broke down on my first drive. Totally my fault though, still love Tesla!”

The Cybertruck is a “beast” in the same way that a Vespa scooter is a “hog.”

I wonder if they told him they would cover the repair if he made a positive post.

“above and beyond” = Teslastan for doing the bare minimum, and only when insisting in public.

Sounds like they gave him a glass of Kool-Aid too....

I don’t think I’ve done either of those things you’ve accused me of in this article.

Rival gangs don’t wait.

96 shots over 41 seconds.

I’m a firm believer that cops empty clips and keep reloading and then claim that a bad guy fired first.

I’m a firm believer that if the bad guy fires at the Police first or tries or attempt to injure while fleeing, then the response should be to empty clips and keep reloading.

I suspect we’ll learn more about what went down and why in the coming days.