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HORSE SNAKE PLANE

Gary/Larry/Jerry Gergich would also be a great choice. Nice to a fault, and people pay so little attention to him and give him so little credit for anything when they do that his secret identity as Santa would forever be safe, plus Gayle & the girls would probably love to be his acting elves.

“This Christmas...guess whose holding the door...for the Christmas Spirit?”

Leslie Knope obviously! No one is a more thoughtful or generous in their gift giving then her.

The Doctor. As a Time Lord with a TARDIS he/she’s got both all the time and space he/she needs to deliver presents.

Ho Ho Hodor...

Sell them like the HP Touchpad fire sale and you’ve got yourself a deal

I really like the WoodWick candles. They give off a nice crackle and pop sound and usually have a decent sized flame. Bed Bath and Beyond picks a scent of the month and marks them down 20% so that’s nice.

I really like the WoodWick candles. They give off a nice crackle and pop sound and usually have a decent sized…

Woodwick candles are the only ones I buy. Last a long time, smell amazing, make a great flickering/burning sound and the vanilla ones always make me hungry for sugar cookies.

Woodwick candles are the only ones I buy. Last a long time, smell amazing, make a great flickering/burning sound and…

I also submit “Ball Fondlers”, “Squanchers”, or “Redgrin Grumbolts” 

They’re Rickheads. Obviously.

This is what pisses me off about Amazon. Sure you can buy all your bomb making stuff online, but it kills your local mom and pop bomb shop. That’s where you’re gonna get helpful advice about bombs making with a smile.

Buying and operating an inkjet instead of a laser is about as stupid as buying and using incandescent bulbs in your house instead of LEDs or CFLs. Cheaper on the front end, sure, for about five minutes.

That’s why they gave the horde side the pretty blood elves. I still have no idea why anyone would pick anything besides a gnome though.

Don’t forget to check out AvE’s investigation of it, I love this guy, you should watch his other videos. He is a Canuckistani mechanical wizard.

Assorted reactions, as usual:

This should be mandatory and automatically included in any article about vaccines: