“Before superhero movies were the only kind of movies” ...and I checked out. 

What does this article actually have to say? Why does this exist other than to say “Elf came out 20 years ago”?

It sounds like lazy writing, to be honest. “What’s a good way to create relationship drama? I know! One of them cheats on the other!” If that’s all you can come up with, you’re not that good of a writer.

Everyone seems to agree Secret Invasion was terrible. They should have just shelved it.

Fans of the original will know that the plot shifts and changes each week. Every episode is a standalone story, throwing our characters into a series of predicaments—an emotionally charged quiz night, an elite invite-only club, a night cooking cassoulet at the fire station—and waiting to see how they’ll muddle their…

Every time I think I should try to get back into the X-Men, Marvel does something to assure me I’m better off not doing so.

I’m pretty sure that plenty of campers with extremely dubious quality electrical systems have been plugged in to an NEMA 14-50 for weeks at a time in all kinds of shitty weather without killing everyone.

A) It’s extremely hot in MN right now, actually. It’s even worse at the State Fair, which typically sees around 200k guests daily.

in fairness, “just an expository device to have [Thrawn] explain things to the reader” IS Watson to a tee

Personally, I think Blade II hasn’t aged very well. So much of the movie just screams early 2000's edgy. Don’t get me wrong, a lot about the film is great, but I just think Blade has aged better, especially in the overall design and look of the film. There’s something more timeless about it how it looks and moves. And…

The title is confusing. Are they lesbians that kill vampires? Are they killers of lesbian vampires? Or are they lesbian vampires that kill?

Everything on this list besides maybe Lesbian Vampire Killers or Bloodrayne looks pretty darn good compared to tons and tons of movies like say, Dracula Vs Frankenstein (either version!) or Zoltan Hound of Dracula or Lust for a Vampire or whatever. If the list was titled “worst US vampire movies that were at least…

Picard also could’ve gone back to save his family.

On the note of the Duras sisters, why even bother to bring them into the story if you’re just going to treat them as generic henchmen and then kill them?

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With respect, I have to quibble with your second sentence, since literally EVERY TOS movie repeatedly chews on the concepts of “aging and mortality,” and I’d add Obsolescence.

It’s not even THAT - Marvel’s Generation 2 Transformers comic actually started in Gi Joe and spun off.

They should’ve made a movie about The Flesh instead. He’s super strong AND super naked!

I swear to Christ, if that sound byte isn’t in every single Democratic PAC’s ads by tomorrow morning, there is no hope for the Democratic party to ever figure out how to effectively brand themselves and their opponents. 

That is a picture of a college professor who’s sleeping with at least two of his postgrads.