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Lol a hack for evil week

At the risk of being branded a pedant, “doctor” can mean whatever the granting institution means it to. You can be become a Doctor of Divinity from the Universal Life Church for like, $40. 

None of these natural remedies below should be taken without consulting a doctor or naturopath,...

I’m a tad peeved not knowing that I could’ve staved off leukemia with raw goat milk, cayenne pepper capsules and herbs. I am going to give my oncologist a good talking to.

Well, because I hate myself, I googled this woman.

I feel like I’ve been in different categories over time. In high school, was definitely anxious/avoidant. My early relationships, I was anxious (aka overly clingy). And now I feel somewhere between avoidant and secure, depending on the day.

Ooo, an internet personality test!

When I was a young man, I wanted to change the world.

I found it was difficult to change the world, so I tried to change my nation.

When I found I couldn’t change the nation, I began to focus on my town. I couldn’t change the town and as an older man, I tried to change my family.

Now, as an old man, I realize the only

Thank you for posting this photo from my grandmother’s kitchen, complete with her corningware and club crackers. Growing up we ate ham salad exactly twice a year: immediately after Christmas and Easter. When there’s not enough leftover ham for a good slice, you make ham salad. then when the bone is clean you put it in

I can say cracker one of my ancestors was white.

Radical idea: That’s actually a good reason not to shoot everyone who looks like they’re carrying a gun.

They don’t shoot *everyone*, though. They manage to bring in armed people all the time...somehow. I’m sure the differences in those decisions are also related to implicit (and not-so-implicit) bias, but another

Also? Cops don’t know or care what you have in your hand. If they see something in your hands, they will assume you are a shooter (there are more guns in our nation than adults) and respond according to how piss scared they are.