Telling people of differing opinions to fuck off is what the internet was made for, and if you disagree, you can fuck off! 

Assuming you hate said teen.

There’s something sort of noble about Eastwood letting himself age on screen like this. A lot of actors quit, or slow down a lot, around the time they turn 70. That’s probably a function of a few things: fewer offers, feeling like there’s nothing left to prove, but I think vanity has a lot to do with it also. And…

CAMACHO!

I have a personal hot take on 3rd gear. Here’s the thing with me - I support all the usual Transit Memes for New Urbanist Teens measures. Cities should serve their citizens. Walkability and density should be prioritized over roads and parking. Resources and entertainment should be well-distributed into the urban…

I don’t know if it’s what he or she was going for, but in wrestling parlance “shoot” means “real,” as opposed to a “work,” which is storyline/”fake”.

“Hey! Wait! I filed a dumb complaint.”

You lucky, oblivious sumbitch!

I want a brown, manual, one seater with a 16 foot bed so that I can carry TWO 4x8 sheets of plywood without stacking them. It also has to have rubber floors, crank windows, and don’t even THINK about putting any of those computer boxes in my dash!

Hey, this is Jalopnik, where a 3.5' bed will do ANYTHING you need it to.  STFU with your whining.

I briefly owned a Cutlass Supreme that was... kind of an impulse purchase. When I was living in Asheville, there was this guy named Terry who owned an auto-detailing place near the airport. One day I was there having him detail my Nissan 240SX convertible (rare alert) and I noticed his (immaculate) Cutlass Supreme…

“Why, exactly, did Americans buy so many of these, and for so long a time?”

I continue to speak up for a deeply unloved non-Jalop reliable car. The ugly-ass 08-11 Focus. Conceived in the last recession they sold tons of them, many to older people. There are good examples to be found well under $5k with low mileage, decent safety equipment, “feels” like a bigger car, and parts and repairs are…

His name isn’t DaGrownAssManWhoTakesResponsibilityForHisActions

Sorry for being sincere in the Jalopnik comments, but my love of the 1st gen Prelude is tangled in family history and a father who knew how to manage aerospace projects but cratered when it came to being a dad or a decent husband.

This is an awesome idea and article, very cool.

I agree with pretty much what you said. This car is a time capsule, you won’t find any Fairmont/Zephyr in better shape than this and with today’s crazy car market I guess the price is not outlandish.

Eight-track player. Faux woodgrain - not just woodgrain, burl - AND plaid AND vinyl interior. Vinyl roof, saints preserve us. All lovingly photographed at sunset to really emphasize the “burnt” in that burnt umber paint color.

did they also throw out DaBathwater?

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