Despicable Me 3 is one of the highest grossing animated films ever. Illumination understands that they don’t need to worry about quality or story or critics or RT Scores (58%!) to make money from dumb schlubs and their mouth-breathing spawn. No one asked for your jokes - these parents just need 100 minutes of A/C and…

“Mecum”

I remember liking Judgement Night but I suppose I have not seen it in like 30 years

I’ll tell you what the difference is; flexing on the Honda bros that you paid more for what’s essentially the same vehicle.

You clearly don’t live in LA. I cannot go on a 10 min walk in my area without some kind of homeless person - literally foaming at the mouth in several cases - threatening, chasing or otherwise trying to attack me for simply walking down the sidewalk. Rents are bad, but that doesn’t mean chasing people with a pipe…

Rustic open-plan concept waterfront cottage. Easy access to highway. Diamond in the rough waiting for a little TLC.

“More like ‘Don’t Tell Mom The Babysitter’s DEI, amirite?!’”

The Nissan Altima is the obvious answer, but there’s another that I’ve observed in my commute: Dodge Chargers. They’re getting up there in years and don’t hold value. As a result, they’re landing in buy-here pay-here lots and being snatched up by idiots. 

The tip fatigue began for me when square and other mobile payment options began adding the tip screen for everything, the intent was to reduce the fees for the original transactions by increasing the average transaction balance. I’m at the point that I avoid any service that requests tips except for wait staff.

I think a lot of the issues were tied to the quadrifoglio engine. 

“Maximilian!”

This is a bad idea.

One of the very best standups working today, number one on Patreon, Just got signed to Budweiser as their new spokesperson. Maybe stop only checking for whichever celebs/comedians are Twitter outrage machine approved.

I’ve gotten bad gas at Costco too! But mine happened after eating a couple of their $1.50 hot dogs. 

So I was a big big fan of G1 Transformers.

Liman might think it’s painful for this movie to go to streaming, but someone should remind him that pain don’t hurt.

I’m sorry, your obvious hatred of KISS obscured any point you tried to make.

Mike Schmidt

He is currently still in jail after a judge denied his bail back in August.

I was actually born after the day and year presented in the movie, but there is something about the people and the school that ring true to those of us who went to school before the internet.