“Evil may help grant long life, but it ain’t shit when it’s matched up against cocaine.”

You, my friend, are suffering from media oversaturation.  The only way to keep yourself sane is to tune out for awhile and ignore the news.  If you follow it daily, you’ll get stuck in the time warp you speak of.

Counterpoint: this is a great tactic. All he has to do is get a new phone if he’s so bothered by it. If that means he loses half a day of work on being Joseph Goebells reincarnate, that’s a worthy, moral outcome.

Bullshit. They go low, we step on their throats until they leanr to act human.

There’s that old Gawker feeling.

Really he threw them in and then started making demands to let them out after.

‘80s jocks were right - nerds are bad fucking news.

I’m kidding, you don’t understand sarcasm

I’m 100% on Team David. I didn’t like the choice of the assault angle, but I’m choosing to believe that everyone else is deluded more than likely by the Shadow King.

As a Philly resident I was prepared to argue with this until I realized you were not wrong.

I know things look promising right now, but Caps fans know there’s still an opportunity to blow this.

Jesus built his whole reputation on humanizing the other. All that stuff about washing lepers’ feet and associating with “fallen woman” Mary Magdalene and “whatsoever you do unto the least among you, you also do unto me” was, to quote Nathan Arizona, his whole goddamn ray-zon dettra.

John Goodman marries Phylicia Rashad after both of their spouses die in explosions. The Conner and Huxtable families merge Brady Bunch style.

You’re telling me Kevin Sorbo isn’t getting mainstream work because of lack of talent? Surely you can’t be serious.

Depends on the bill, I suspect. You’re probably going to get a fiscally conservative, socially liberal vote out of her. She’s going to vote in favor of big business, and in favor of social justice.

Even better, bring back Wanda Sykes, as a lead performer. She can play a widowed Dan’s new wife with her own kids from a previous marriage. Turn “Roseanne” into an interracial show.

Seriously, the show might actually be watchable, if it wasn’t for Roseanne herself.

It’s more like decades of American political discourse alternating between milquetoast center-left reformism and hard-right extremism (which along the way produced such bipartisan efforts as the Iraq War, deregulation, and destruction of the social safety net) led to Trump, who isn’t the aberration he’s made out to be…

Leading the opposition to Trump and his policies is the last thing Obama should be doing.

lol, I had forgotten... That was so stupid. These are dad jokes.