Strange Rash of Vegetable Suicides Plagues Nation’s Capitol.

I couldnt help but think she’s the new princess of Zamunda.

I am a 46 year old Canadian. I have a wife and two kids. I was 13 when 99 Luftballons was a hit. When I was 15, I was terrified that the Persian Gulf Crisis would spill over and create a nuclear conflict. My parents talk about the Cuban Missile Crisis and have more than once, said that they seriously debated bringing…

Even their booing of Goodell is tainted. Everyone else hates him because of bullshit like punishing weed worse than domestic violence, covering up CTE, or arbitrary bullshit like punishing players for celebrating or wearing the wrong shoes.

You are referring to the six month pause in processing refugees from one country in response to a very specific and identifiable threat? A pause that occurred because the various federal agencies tasked with vetting refugees needed time to re-check 58,000 previously cleared?

No one gives a shit what you want to read or where you’re going.

Card carrying immigrants lost their rights and you’re worried about semantics. Get the fuck outta here. If you don’t like the article, scroll by.

First off, people aren’t illegal.

Second off, no one’s fighting against deporting undocumented people who are found guilty of murder. Nearly every sanctuary city I’m aware of has said they’ll fully comply for people convicted of series crimes.

What sanctuary cities (like Austin, which I’m a proud resident of) are…

You know I usually don’t hate on a pig for rolling in shit, but teaming up with Lewandowski is just—come fucking on!

Don’t forget the second highest teen pregnancy rate!

I keep seeing different self important declarations like these about how someone assuming the person supports Trump was the last straw to push that person over to support him. What they are really saying is they know it’s socially reprehensible to go along with some of the more extreme ideals and are looking for an…

Dear Tom,

There’s nothing remotely fair or legitimate about the Director of the FBI intentionally manipulating public opinion of one candidate days before an election through targeted, misleading, selective public statements that heavily imply wrongdoing and criminality, while steadfastly insisting nothing about the much more…

It was likely manipulated by Russia. And Comey’s rank, treasonous fuckery. And Trump lost by 3 million votes. It is morally completely illegitimate. Possibly legally as well.

No, there are no pending charges against Assange in the US. He’s justified spending the last few years in an embassy instead of facing Swedish authorities over his multiple sexual assault charges there by repeatedly insisting Sweden will hand him over to the US despite the US not charging him with anything, so at this…

Her sentence was the longest sentence for any leaker, ever. Yes, the leak was huge, but as the NY Times points out, none of the material was classified as Top Secret.

There is a 0% chance this guy was rooting for Cam Newton.

Travis Kelce does elaborate dances after touchdowns, makes jerking off motions toward refs on the field, gets a stupid unsportsmanlike conduct penalty after dropping an important pass in a playoff game, and has his own reality show in which women compete for the chance to date him. Yet somehow he doesn’t get half the…

And sometimes with one another.

When a powerful U.S. Senator is delivering copies of Pizzagate conspiracy theory manifestos to the director of the FBI, this equivalence will become valid.