Yeah. I still don’t think he actually faked the bloody sock. But I now believe he is the type of person who would do it.

Gary Thorne has been vindicated at last.

Not legal. He just refused to report the cancelling of debt and hoped he wouldn’t be audited. That’s like you stealing a car and hoping the police don’t catch you.

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What are you talking about? Bussing people to polls is neither tampering nor illegal. It’s always been done by both parties, mainly to accommodate transportation for large groups of people to exercise their right to vote - particularly in areas where their voting precincts are inconveniently located.

I’ll get you out of the greys. You need to be publicly shamed.

I believe so much in “America” that I cry foul when you don’t stand for our national anthem, yet I will threaten to overthrow the government if the election doesn’t go my way.

It must be heartbreaking, knowing that your father doesn’t really want to have sex with you.

Just for the record: the police showed up and made those scary black people go away.

Fuck you for perpetuating this bullshit.

The development in the area around the baseball stadium was far behind the growth experienced in several other D.C. neighborhoods without stadiums or arena. The truth is that by 2016, more neighborhoods in this tiny city, flush with post-9/11 anti-terrorism and defense contracting dollars, could flaunt lots of new…

Welcome to Jalopnik, Mr. Pence.

Literally no one is pretending this.

people have forgotten that this motherfucker beats small children. Fuck him. I hope his career is over.

So one candidate is a known racist with a history of discriminating against minorities and is supported by the KKK, but another candidate got pneumonia so you’re going to call it a draw?

In case anybody needs it, I’ll just leave this here:

I don’t think it’s overstatement to say that Gausman’s start last night was the biggest by an Orioles pitcher in a number of years.

Unbelievable - a 9/11 conspiracy theory.

Around 30 pieces of silver.