Outside of Twatter he must spend all 22 hours of the day he’s not working googling his name.

“The idea that powerful people should face consequences for their abhorrent actions must be a truly radical one for a newspaper which employs as one of its columnists one of the top speechwriters of the Bush administration.”

It’s almost like the one man who knows where all the bodies are buried just fired his legal team not to be replaced by anyone (which means he’s going to flip)

“I hope people can see I’m not a horrible person”

Evil apparently grants immortality (see Cheney, Dick) but will love you a withered husk of a human being doomed to prematurely appear nearing death

Is it like the assholes who all went out to eat at Mexican restaurants this week? I genuinely can’t fully comprehend this level of actual sociopathy

“So please welcome my guest” “mildly amusing anecdote by the guest” “BUAHAHAHALAHAHA HOLY SHIT SO FUNNY IM LAUGHING SO HARD IM SPITTING “

What the fuck another Mexican Restaurant?????

Holy Shit that was only 10 months ago? It feels like Trump has been president for approximately 40 years

You really think ranting about another unrelated article, in the comment section of this article, because someone didn’t like your favoritest sports movie for children, is the best use of everyone’s time?

I for one would like to congratulate John Kelley for the order, discipline, and level of competence he’s brought to the airtight ship of team trump

Trump doesn’t even have a moustache! TOTALLY DIFFERENT

Bonus fact: once a zombie becomes a Ghombi it for no real reason whatsoever can travel in time. There’s 10 more seasons right there! As They explore the ancient Roman suburbs of Atlanta

Like Dallas they’re just going to “dream season” away everything after Shane’s death.  

The thing that always amazes me when they look at “college graduates leaning left” and assume colleges are indoctrinating students.

Prolly easier to be a great father when your kids are not in toddler concentration camp.

“If you don’t give me everything I want I’ll throw toddlers in concentration camps!”

A shitty Democrat in power is superior 100% of the time to even a moderate republican, which no longer exist

How bout an article

Living in this state is going to be an absolute hellmouth nightmare for the next five months, even knowing Stewart has no shot.