Idk I’ll defend the sketch if not the performance.

You don’t have to reply to every conversation that disagrees with you

Hot take:

In fairness: at the time, few saw his candidacy as much more than a joke (I think you could include Donald in that mix).

No idea why they didn’t use “the last fry” to begin with (might have gotten my hardest laugh of the night)

“Happy Holliday”

You do realize the solution, if you don’t like a private enterprise showing you the door, is to create a Nazi friendly version of twitter.

Scientology

He’s a piece of shit especially around here:

The only unifying factor needed right now

At this point Dominos’ if nothing else is objectively superior to pap’s, and it’s consistently like 5 bucks cheaper.

Nope

Had to focus on more “pressing” matters on the golden throne

Was family vacation to Disney world, I remember it being a dollar (in 1993-12 year old money) and almost immediately dying similar to Dragons Lair.

Largely did this but got 35+ in new donk city just cause it was so awesome

“Gay men don’t seem to care and outsiders who consider themselves allies seem unwilling to judge.”

No

Aren’t jokes supposed to by definition be funny?

It’s not just dumb jokes. It’s the need to HOT TAKE something clearly false for no other reason than to get your name in the press.

Fox News is a poor man’s mein Kampf