Am I the only Pats fan morbidly curious how two weeks of Peyton Manning in a Pats jersey would go? According to my friends... yes, yes I am.

The absolute highlight of my sad life was when Kid Rock was featured on Jimmy Kimmel’s Mean Tweets, and read a tweet I had written about him.

Kid Rock patriotically protests sleeved shirts.

My ex-wife went to this concert.

I wasn’t sure where I stood on this while Kaepernick issue, but now I’m glad it happened because it is going to force us to confront an ugly fact that no one wants to acknowledge and many young people don’t believe is even possible:

I’m not crying at work, YOU’RE crying at work!

This is touching. I mean, so few of us can really relate to the suffering he’s endured- the pain, the anger.

Once I dreamt a dream of being ungreyed. Then I was. Then Gawker went belly up, I lost my login in information and I am dreaming again.

Counter point

$7.50 says this shit deal goes through and the people of Nevada have no say in this.

My grandpa James Riddle Hoffa is the best hide and seek player.

A triple-triple sounds like Prince Fielder’s order when they send for burgers

Topical.

Humorous and current.

When you have trouble getting up, starting from behind is usually a good way to go, especially if you want to come on top. Ultimately, though, it’s better to wrap it up sooner rather than later.

And this is why Michael Jackson couldn’t win a race: unlike Bolt, he preferred to come in a little behind.

But, you’re Canadian. The top half of your head is not connected to the bottom half. So, you lose. I’m not your friend, buddy.

There’s been a few pieces about how running is one of the most basic and primitive and essential pieces to most most competitive sports and well, life itself (aside from swimming and cycling/etc). Most humans have the ability to run and have so since the dawn of time, the fact he's literally the best in human history…

In most of the world, including the US, “dickweed” is written as one word, not two. See also: douchebag, fuckface, dipshit, asshole, asswipe.

Guess what dick weed? NBC is American, you are most likely watching the broadcast in America. Go to Guam if you want to see how they are doing on TV. Dork.