Baseball Handbook Rule 34.E:

Would it kill someone to light a goddamn candle in this place?! Jesus!

“...from what I understand he’s trying a new dive today...medium difficulty...he calls it ‘The Brown Geyser’...never before tried in international competition...this should be quite a spectacle...”

MAKE THE OLYMPIC POOLS BLUE AGAIN.

He(or she) who smelt it... is an olympic diver with now very itchy eyes and uncontrollable diarrhea for 48 hours straight.

“It’s not easy being green.”

Is it too late now to say sorrrry?

EDIT: no.

Somebody’s hittin’ the maple syrup a little early today...

For a second there, Ryan Lochte thought he’d dyed and gone to heaven.

Can I text you instead? ;)

“AAARGAGAAAAAHHHGGGGGHHHAAAAAAGGGHHHH” - anyone, at a party, for some reason.

If Puig keeps up this pace it shouldn’t be long before we see him in AA.

He’s amazing but he’s also a man who grew up in a first world country with huge sporting investment and competes in one of the only Olympic disciplines it’s possible to win more than 3 medals at in a single games. There are athletes, like for example Birgit Fischer who competed in canoeing got golds in 80, 88, 92, 96,…

Whoa. 200 meters, really? I don’t know about beautiful, but just by the description, I’m gonna say... yeah, that’s a big-ass butterfly.

This is Rio, show some respect and let Pitbull get you another Bud Lime.

From swimming in meets to swimming in meat.

More like Chad ‘Not Even’ Le Clos.

Michael,