Hooters. There’s always Hooters.

Nothing screams “I belong to a more intelligent race” like using your own picture on the barely-pseudonymous Twitter account you use to post white nationalist nonsense.

Oh. He’ll mention it.

To be fair, that same pitch won the electoral college.

For reference, in the year 2000 WWF made a final profit of $84 million, the largest in the history of the company by a fairly big margin.

I’m baffled that more people aren’t seeing this for what it very clearly is. He’s tailoring the talking points precisely to the the orange carny-handed one’s complaints about the NFL. Right down to “no politics” when it’s entirely about politics. I’m genuinely surprised he didn’t complain about “thugs” in the NFL…

The fun of the XFL was that it wasn’t buttoned-up about jack shit. The national anthem stuff gives away what this is really all about, and he can shove it up his ass.

“Safer,” “no criminal records” and forced standing for the National Anthem.

Fucking candy corn grin right there.

Big Ballers have brown teeth. Who knew.

And clearly it’ll still be the issue on everyone’s minds in 2020.

I’m all for quicker games but you know what will cause more injuries? Trying to speed up the games. No halftime means giving guys less time to recover and will likely lead to more injuries.

He can fuck off with this. I hope it ends up just like the last one.

It’s like if Thursday Night Football were every game.

Thank god they got the anthem protests figured out. That is easily the most important issue to me as a fan of a sport.

By gawd that’s Jeff Fisher’s music!

Do you mean the Small Business Administrator in the President’s Cabinet?

I’m excited to watch this fail

Which was a bigger waste of cash: the XFL or Linda’s Senate campaign?

whatever. She still won the popular slope.