If Spike Lee is anywhere near this shit I’m out

Water under the bridge.

I’m sure he just went with the first thing that floated into his mind. No harm.

I can’t even tell the teams apart because of those stupid fucking uniforms.

The evolution of the Garbage Truck ;)

Say what you will, but that orangutan is a huge improvement in Indy. He surely wouldn’t trade a first for Trent Richardson.

Look, let’s not get carried away. Given the chance, the Philly fans would’ve proudly thrown batteries at his grandma.

That was terrific. Sometimes you just gotta let someone have their catharsis.

Dude has a great story. From sleeping in classrooms, to being raised by his grandma where at times he had no bed. All the best to him.

He just made his grandmother frameous.

My god I would run through SEVERAL fucking brick walls for this guy.

This is the only entertaining part of the draft. This owned.

It’s hilarious for Primetime to tsk tsk anyone

Nepotism in D.C.? Psh, next thing you’re gonna tell me is that the son or wife of a former President is going to contend, and perhaps even win, the race to be the President.

Send me to the sun.

If the Falcons win, I hope they go visit John Lewis instead of going to the White House.

Fuck Tom Brady.

I already “boycott” most of these brands due to my urge to live as long as possible but damn FIFA straight to hell for making me have to apply for a Discover card.