The tears on this website might be a close second. It’s a fucking football game, not a metaphor for the country.

You root for some random ass teams.

It was almost worth it just to hear Roger Goodell booed so loudly that the mic couldn’t pick up anything he said. Almost.

Alternative facts

It’s called alternate geography. Places are no longer bound only to where they’re supposed to be. That’s called freedom and you’re welcome.

As the entitled millennial in Cleveland sulks and blames everybody else for his problems.

The Warriors are such hypocrites. Showboating millennial takes off work early two days in a row, and no one bats an eye.

I look forward to the new ESPN documentary series 0 for 30.

Exactly as MLK warned us about in “Letter from A Birmingham Jail”: “I have almost reached the regrettable conclusion that the Negro’s great stumbling block in his stride toward freedom is not the White Citizen’s Counciler or the Ku Klux Klanner, but the white moderate, who is more devoted to ‘order’ than to justice;…

Sage Steele is a piece of shit. She posts her hot takes all time on social media.

This is all very unfair to poor Sage Steele. She makes it clear it’s not herself she’s worried about—it’s all the OTHER flyers (some of them immigrants too, by golly by gum!) who were being inconvenienced for whom Sage Steele’s heart wept. And all because some untidy and obstreperous liberals got a little upset about…

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Here’s a preview of Detroit’s new jerseys.

This morning I looked at the first five lines of the box score and couldn’t understand how the Cavs lost- then I noticed that they had 13 bench points in a game in which they scored 122! 10.6% of their points were off the bench, and ZERO assists. Wowza!

He’ll receive two paychecks because he also drives the team bus.

Don’t wake up, you’ll be in Atlanta.