That ref clearly did not get the pre-game memo and will be fired out of a cannon post-haste.

Packers. Every single one of them.

When the Browns were 0-3 I saw the possibility of a winless season and starting betting on them to lose. Over a three month period, my initial investment of $300 had grown to $304.61 before that crushing Week 16 victory against the Chargers left me penniless.

Kids these days are so soft. Back in my day, you weren’t done in Oregon until you died of dysentery.

Thank God there’ll finally be something to do in Las Vegas.

The only thing left for the California Shakeup is for the 49ers to be relegated, preferably to the bottom of the Pacific Ocean.

Education spending per student:

You must be a millennial* because you didn’t have the attention span to read Silver’s quote where he uses millenials’ attention spans as an excuse for speeding up the end of games. See, the headline is a joke, because blaming millenials’ attention spans instead of the root cause is stupid.

Did you not read Silver’s quote? He basically said just that.

You know, it’s not the golden shower that bothered me that much, it was the detailed reports of literally every member of Trump’s inner circle meeting at one time or another with Russian intelligence officials.

The Spy Who Loved Pee

What You Deserve For Listening to Sports Radio featuring Tony Kornheiser and Colin Cowherd

I think they should get all of the Mikes they can. Mike Lupica, Mike Francesa, Mike Wise, Mike Wilbon, Mike Tyson. Just get them all in the same studio, and call the show What You Deserve For Listening to Sports Radio.

My only hope is that being so publicly rejected by the administration might force CNN to actually do real journalism.

Take anyone successful at standup comedy and they will mop the floor when handling a buffoon.

It’s not everyday that the Warriors blow a 3-1 lead in the Finals.

Shit happens when you blow a 3-1 lead

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The Olympics were only five months ago? Holy fuck - it feels like that was years ago. I miss Lochte being our primary unofficial national clown.