As soon as the Knicks are good enough to get a 3-1 lead in the playoffs, I’m sure they’ll blow it.

Not as bad as Germany 7-1 Brazil or that time the Warriors blew a 3-1 lead.

Way to cherry pick that quote, assholes.
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It must be hard to know that you’ll never be as good at shouting things as your brother.

I’d start with when you get punched in the face and they fall down.

At what point do shorts officially become capris? We need a ruling on this pressing issue.

That looks impressive but most of those are just lists of shitty nicknames:

Overloaded leather is also his online dating profile name.

Sitting on that has got to hurt your BACK BACK BACK.

Where is Jim Irsay and what is going on with the Colts?

Can you give them a few days? They haven’t even raised their AFC South Second Runner-Up banner yet.

I await the Jim Irsay-John McAfee road trip movie.

Tom, I think convention dictates at least feigning concern when a billionaire drug addict goes missing.

Eli: “Odell, why wasn’t I invited to party with you guys?”

Eli, sadly, was not invited

Because white people.

Yeah post of dog pictures. Dogs are far superior to cats (mostly cause I’m allergic to cats). This is mine. Shes one lazy dog, unless she wants some rastlin.