Just a few days ago the Mets fan in the office was mocking the Braves fan over the reports that they were going to sign Tebow.

You deserve this for wearing a Mets shirt to work.

Sigh, I picked a wonderful day to wear my Mets shirt to work

Dane Roy’s Lifehack of the Week:

“One time a guy handed me a picture and said ‘Here’s a picture of me when I was younger.’ Every picture is of you when you were younger! ‘Here’s a picture of me when I’m older.’ You son of a b***h, how’d you pull that off? Let me see that camera!” - Mitch Hedberg

Anyone can fill up the stat sheet when they take three days off and just hang around. Let me see what he can do in a back-to-back.

Nailed it.

Look at it this way, last time players in that locker room hated each other they brought a shitload of guns in to settle it. This is an improvement!

Yeah but what’s the governor’s front-squat max?

Holy shit - this is just a straight forward informative post explaining the answer to an interesting question. Well done.

What a fucking shit this woman is.

“I had a parrot. The parrot talked, but it did not say ‘I’m hungry,’ so it died.” - Mitch Hedberg

“I bought a seven dollar pen because I’m always losing pens and I’m sick of not caring.” - Mitch Hedberg

I know this is sacriligious here, but I rooted for Jim Tomsula because he worked his ass off and took shit for years only to be put in the worst possible position. He’s the anti-Lane Kiffin and I respect all of those shitty odd jobs he had to work.

About a day after masturbating is no longer a fun way to pass the time.

After reading the last tweet, it was evident Rosenthal was being suspended 80 games for PED use.

Gotta love Klay pretending he hasn’t looked at the pic. “Is his face in the picture?” Come on. What kind of contortionist does he think Draymond is? Me thinks Klay doth protest too much.

As expected, DeSean drops it before achieving his goal at the end.

I think they actually confused him with C. Montgomery Burns.