Growing up in NEO, I agree with all of this. The Indians could win the next ten World Series and it wouldn’t matter as much as one Browns Super Bowl win.

I hate this team and I hate myself even more for continually supporting this team.  Every fucking year I hear other dumb ass Browns fans go “THIS YEAR IS GONNA BE DIFFERENT” and it never is.  The Indians just wrapped up another division title (yes, I know, the AL Central sucks ass, I don’t care) and Lebron lead the…

Sneak peek at Cleveland’s presentation.

WordUpThome: GUYS THIS IS JI WordUpThome: JIM THOME. WordUpThome: RACISM IS BAD.

As much as I hate Twitter, I would much rather tweet than talk to high school kids about anything, so on some level I sympathize with the governor.

I blame the absence of fathers in the white community. Where is the personal responsibility???

Remember, he’s only GM until his team completely stinks. Then he just plays basketball.

I figure after last year, New England fans are probably about as insufferable as they’re going to get, whereas Philadelphia still has a ceiling they haven’t yet hit. Which is why it hurts me to say, but I gotta pull for the Pats.

Two of the best players to come out of Duke think the world is flat, dinosaurs didn’t exist, 9/11 may or may not have been an inside job, and do “research” by reading random instagram pages. I blame Coach K.

I see your point, but that’s not actually what the word “holiday” means. I am not Jewish, but I still think of Hanukkah as a holiday, because it is, in fact, a holiday. It may not be a holiday I personally celebrate, but it’s for sure a holiday!

Jimmy Haslam: *continues typing on a calculator thinking he’s sending a text*

So, so many pics of old man balls are in some intern’s future.

You know, we say this often, and yet...sorry, I trailed off because I was imagining the Browns signing Brock Osweiler again.

I don’t mind family style in some cases, but what’s the deal with the brother-in-law a) doing all of the ordering and, b) ordering far too little of it to satisfy anybody?? You do family style so you can crowd source that meal and have so much damn food that nobody can walk properly when they leave.

Makes you want to move to Detroit. Cheap housing and I bet floor seats are a steal. Of course, 1. you’d be living in Detroit and 2. they’d be Pistons floor seats. But you have to take the good with the bad.

Thanks for the perspective.

“Markets traded down today after the quarterly USMNT index increased 3.4% year-over-year but fell short of analysts’ consensus target of 3.7%.”

Yeah that checks out.

This just in, Browns suck, sky is blue. More at 11.

Come on guy. They lost to Trinidad and Tobago. The United States. We shouldn’t lose to Trinidad and Tobago at anything. ANYTHING. If you don’t think that’s at least a little bit hilarious, well, I don’t know what to tell you. If England ever loses to Bermuda, you’d never stop laughing.