Starting it off early this year.

Rio is in the same hemisphere so the water drains the same as in Australia.

No.

“I want to get a vending machine, with fun-sized candy bars, and the glass in front is a magnifying glass. You’ll be mad, but it will be too late.” - Mitch Hedberg

“Pepperidge Farm bread...that’s fancy bread. You can tell it’s fancy because it’s wrapped twice. You open it... and it still ain’t open. That’s why I don’t buy it. I don’t need another step between me and toast.” - Mitch Hedberg

This is a sober and measured comment.

Depends how you look at it — some say the Warriors are experts on choking.

Are you really arguing the guy who won 8 gold medals in one Olympics is overrated?

Lt. Scott Wrigglesworth: FOR THE LAST TIME, STOP ASKING QUESTIONS ABOUT THE NAME!!! I’M SICK TO FUCKING DEATH OF ANSWERING THIS- oh, you mean the NBA player’s name?

“You can only do that IN an NBA game, Draymond.” - NBA Disciplinary Committee.

That’s low-hanging fruit

Actually, I am surprised someone had the balls to report him.

“about damn time” -Steven Adams' testicles

I haven’t seen someone enjoy this many Cardinal losses since Henry VIII.

Here is a comprehensive list:

We live among Pokemon... AT LEAST WHEN THE FUCKING SERVERS ARE UP!

A player has the ball long enough to be the runner when, after he squeezes the potato with his greedclaw and his thundertrunk suctions to the swampy grass, he is capable off warding of a hex from the Field Magi, swallowing the potato outright, gallivanting to the dusky dimension via mirrorpool or fog portal, or filing…