You are still tanking but now you are tanking with a hometown star to keep season tickets sales up while also spending the escalating salary cap floor money. #Kobetanking

Actually I’m a Freddy Adu fan.

If Portugal win the final, the Ronaldo vs. Messi takes are going to be so, so hot.

Things Ronaldo is better at than Messi:

Its absurd how nonchalant the announcers have become about him swatting the ball 470 feet. I hope he hits homers forever

Nope, totally serious. I wish some announcers and pundits would point that out to their audience sometimes. I always assumed Wilson was the #1 pick.

Did you guys know that Wilson was drafted in the 3rd round because NFL scouts thought he was too short to be a successful NFL quarterback?

Yeah? Then why am I masturbating and trying to get the layering right in photoshop, smartass?

Of course this differs greatly from Kobe’s Lakers, where no one scored on a passed ball.

I’m just kidding, no one remembers where they were when the wall fell (I was six) and the moon landing was fake. This is real history.

So many lifes changed.

SAS has been less about content in the past seven-eight years and more about being the Loud and Paternalistic Black Guy™ whose pandering on emotions and “values” just get eaten up by white audiences.

This is the dumbest fucking argument I’ve ever heard. So pro athletes are bad guys when they go for the biggest bucks. But they’re bad guys when they go for less bucks to go to a team that is most likely to get them a ring. I guess the only right move KD could have made would be to take less bucks to go to the Knicks.

This is such a cop-out. He is clearly just doing this to avoid getting punched in the balls by Draymond in next year’s playoffs.

Well that’s going to be good for basketball, in the same way that knowing Bruce Willis is actually dead makes watching the Sixth Sense more enjoyable.

So many more questions.... was he looking for gay service members or did he claim to be a girl? If you’re a straight guy, why do you even look at that profile?

I love that $70mil for this stiff is “reasonable.”

“I don’t have a girlfriend. But I do know a woman who’d be mad at me for saying that.” - Mitch Hedberg

All of these guys generate more than $5 billion in revenue. Another way to express concerns about overpaid players is to express concern about underpaid owners. Is that your concern?